OS Website

Website Address: www.oazabir.com

This is an intresting website developed by a 23 year old Bangladeshi. This website is worth seeing and after watching this website I was filled with awe and praises for this genius guy.

This astonishing website looks like an Operating System. When the page loads, it seems as if the Operating System is booting up and all the interfaces are similar to the Windows.

In order to run this website u need to allow pop-ups in ur browser. It runs best on Internet Explorer. Have a look at the marvellous website.

Post Valentine Entry - Stages of Love

This is my last entry this Valentine Season. The other day I was in a mall sitting there with a friend and watching all those lovely couples sitting, talking about love, life and some cuddled up and caressing each other.Oh!! Yes, that was in India, where people say public display of affection is not acceptable.

I can still remember all of them, sitting in front of each other, looking into each others eyes, trying to have a touch of others hand and talking. Second, sitting quietly on the same side of the table looking at the people swarming around them, listening to the sounds and paying less attention to the person who they are with. Third, seemed too much desperate, the guy all over the girl, trying to touch her, leaving little room for her to escape. Anyways, while sitting and staring, thoughts came into my mind and they were about the stages of Love that I am about to write.

 

Stages of Love ---by Az

 

1) First Stage: - Boy meets Girl or vice-versa. They attract each other, start conversing, this is just the start of getting acquainted with each other. There is some unknown chemistry between both. The eyes speak. Both of them try to impress each other, do things that pleases the other person. The beautiful period of courtship, where everything about the other person seems so good. A perfect world of DREAMS.

 

2) Second Stage:-They both get to know each other closely. Exposing themselves emotionally and  get to know about each others life, about their good or bad habits, family, friends and share every bit of their life.Long conversation go on phones and whenever they meet the mouth never stops. They start going out with each other, restaurants, parks, cinema halls. Holding of hand becomes common and a step goes towards kissing and hugging. It all feels good.

 

3) Third Stage: - The so called love is at peak. They are exploring each other emotionally and physically too. The love element has given way to intimacy. The holding of hand is not enough, now more of the other person is needed. So the hand moves up, goes to the shoulder and then comes to the ******. Love turns into Lust. Forbidden things, are too enticing and adventurous, so they are done. The physical intimacy brings talks about commitment, plans of future but everything seems too fine. There is more action than the feelings.

 

4) Fourth Stage: - Both have explored each other emotionally and physically. They both know each other, inside out. They know the positives and the negatives of each other. The communication has almost ceased between them so they don’t know what to talk to each other. The company of the lover doesn’t excite them any more. Now they start avoiding each other, Confrontation, arguments, differences surfaces. Other people company is more intresting now.

 

5) Fifth Stage: - Lack of attention, attraction, communication, love and lust creates a gap between both of them. They start looking for someone who attracts them and finds someone who is more attractive and interesting then the current lover. The dying relation is brought to end by the commitment to the other party. End of Love Story.

 

These are my thoughts....about the stages of love...people may have their own opinion about Endless love relations. But these are my views and an exception to my views is always possible. TRUE LOVERS anyone?????

Valentine Day Post

After reading the comments “Look Who’s Talking” of Parag on the last post, realization dawned on me (I mean it man ;)) and I took a U-Turn from the ‘Why not to celebrate valentine’.

 

[Censored Text] So on this valentine day, I went out with my valentine but to keep myself - Anti-Valentine - I did not gift her anything. The only thing that I gave her was a plain card with I LOVE YOU written on it.And then to make it a special one, I wrote ten things I love about her. Here are some excerpts from the contents of the card:

Things I love about you

 

1)      The kiddish way in which u behave & talk to me sometimes.

2)      Your care and concern towards me.

3)      You, asking me to dance with you without an occasion or irrespective of time.

4)      Your craziness about anything and everything.

5)      Your looks and ways upon which I fall in love day after day, month after month, year after year.

 

And the good thing was that she loved it and said “This is a precious GIFT”.

 

I was digging through my stuff, while shifting my room and I found a very old diary of mine where I used to scribble during my school days. I found a lovely poem titled “Xanthic Flower” written by Azamat Ali. He He J

 

Xanthic Flower

 

Your lovely eyes and charming face.

That long black hair with a lace.

 

I know not what charm has your smile

That makes me wonder for a while

 

The world turns around when you walk.

And stops to listen when you talk.

 

Straight from my heart I tell you.

You’re my life and I love you.

 

I wish to walk with hand in hand.

That this love story may never end…..

 

 

P.S: This post is dedicated to Mr. Parag “BBC” Bansal, the one and the only regular, forced reader on this blog. He wanted some masala and babes encounter on this blog, so I am trying to give him the same, starting with this post. What say Dude???

Pre Valentine Post

Ok!! Valentine Day is close. When the whole world is having the Images of young lovers holding hands, the exchange of flowers and heart shaped boxes of chocloate candy, laughter, joy, love, love, love. Here's a post that's got to be a little different:

 

Three Reasons why Valentine Day should not be celebrated:

 

1) How can people expect someone to go all lovey dovey only on one day? A year got 365 days, you can love your valentine all of these days, why choose one day to show love to him/her?? Take your wife on a dinner today or gift your girl a dozen flowers tomorrow. Does it have to be on Valentines Day only??

2) People who don't have a valentine feel lonely, have so much pressure on themselves to propose on Valentine Day, get married or just feel Worthless!!!

3) People who have the valentine have the pressure to perform. Saint Valentine worked for Hallmark/Archies, so people have to buy chocolates, cards, stuffed animals and flowers for their valentine to show how much they love each other.

CUPID BITES... :)

Face recognition

Website Address: www.myheritage.com

Face recognition technology.. You must have seen this in Hollywood blockbusters. Now this website has a section for face recognition. You can submit your picture and it will scan your face and would search in MyHeritage Celebrity database and find out the celebrity whose face features matches yours and also gives the matching percentage. I thought it to be interesting and ran a search of my photograph. The original picture and the results are as follows:

So all ya gals,I look 62% Eminem and 55% shahrukh khan......ha ha ;). Anyways, what i found out is that it does not matches face features,but the algorith seems like matching face shapes. Go match yours and have some fun. 

Police Public

When was the last time you visited a police station. I visited it few days back. One of my friend’s mobile phone was stolen while he was traveling in the bus. In order to get a new post-paid SIM, he was required to file an FIR for the stolen phone and provide the copy to the phone service provider. So I accompanied my friend to the police station and was a mute spectator of the proceedings there. Here’s the first hand account:

 

So we entered the police station and then asked a person "Hamen FIR Likhwani hai.. stolen phone ki". He redirected us to the person who was writing the FIR. There were two pot-bellied, dark face policemen sitting down , scribbling their daily crime reports in the register. One of them gave us a baleful glare and asked “Why we were there?” We explained him that we need to register a phone theft complaint. He looked at us annoyingly. The conversation went as follows:

 

Policeman (P): Chori??? Kahan kho gaya phone

 

Mr. Friend (F): Sir khoya nahin....chori ho gaya bus mae.

 

P: Tum jaise haatae kattae ladke se chori ho gaya..phone.

 

F: Haan sir, jeb mae..rakha tha. wahan se nikal liya kisi ne.

 

P: Ab jeb mae rakhogae.. to chori to hoga hi ( Can anybody guess, where does he wants us to keep our phone ?)

 

F: Theek hai FIR to nahin hogi, ek complaint likh do plain paper.

 

He then dictated him the contents of the application in which he stated that our phone got lost while he was traveling in the Bus. He tried to find it but all our efforts were in vain. So he sincerely requests the police to take the required action. After the letter finished, he handed over the letter to the policeman. He shamelessly asked us:

 

P: Haan bhaiya.. 100 Rs hain affidavit ke.Ya khud banwa ke laoogae (Rishwat mangnae ka tareeka number. 101 )

 

F: No, Sir Hamarae paas to 100 Rs nahin hai.

 

He threw the application at us and said "Jao bhaiya yeh kaam nahin ho sakta". This was in the police station, somebody was asking the bribe while in the office, openly, without any shame. The people standing around gestured us not to create an issue and just hand over Rs. 100 to those lecherous, shameless policemen.

 

The two pauper friends looked into their wallets and added the amount which came around Rs. 40. So we then went back home and got Rs 100 for bribing the policemen. Proudly, we went back and handed over the application, with hundred rupees on top of it. Mr. Khakhi Wardi took the application and ignored the 100 Rs. note as if it was not there on top of the application paper. He dropped the note on the table and placed the application on top of it. Then signed the application, stamped it and somehow in between slipped the note from under the application and placed it in his fat full of bribe pocket.

 

Behaving as if he had never seen our hundred rupee note, he then handed back the stamped application and we left the police station.

 

Guess what?? Going by this rate, India is soon going to be a leader of corrupt countries. The government servants are not ready to do anything without getting a part of our hard earned moolah. Those who have the power to control the corruption, they are not acting or maybe they themselves are corrupt. Till the time we the PUBLIC do not force such people to act, we have to Keep Paying …… 

 

P.S:  This entry is dedicated to Mr. Pushpendra “Careless” Raghaw, his lost Nokia phone and Rs. 100 which he gave as a bribe. 

New Accomodation/Google Rank

On this 26th of January 2006, I shifted my accomodation to a new one room set. This is how my new room looks like. It is an independent place with a single room,kitchen and a batchroom. And no landlord living anywhere near to bother me about cleanliness, time of coming home, etc. I also have an Airtel internet connection now, so i would be able to update my blog more regularly.

 In this new room I have a new buddy, His name is Mr. Happy(with a star). Mr. Happy hangs on one of the walls of my room and is always smiling. I clicked him with my mobile cam and am  posting his picture on the net. 

Good News!!! My website http://www.azamatali.com is now listed in Google Search. And amazingly, the rank is Fourth on the Page. Click here to check it out.

Update: My Website ranks first on google now. Try searching "Azamat Ali" Google.